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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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