He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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