East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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