Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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