He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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