Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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