check it out our google latitudes are spooning
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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