Where did you get a picture of my penis
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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