My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
she was so not down for the gang bang
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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