I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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