i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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