She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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