I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Randomize