They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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