i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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