My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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