Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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