The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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