38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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