So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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