so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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