youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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