I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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