THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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