Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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