it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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