I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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