i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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