she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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