ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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