I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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