why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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