I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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