YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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