dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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