so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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