I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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