Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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