I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Rumble strips road head = magical
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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