i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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