im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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