We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
false alarm. still invincible.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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