you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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