She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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