Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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