they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
its not stalking. its research.
we made out on top of his cat.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
