How'd it feel making her break her religion?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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