You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
The adults are the big ones right?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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