You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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