Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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