I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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