id be glad to
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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