I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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