can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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