I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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