There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
