do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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