Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
