Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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